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  • The Dark Matter of Writing

    August 21st, 2009

    I just did an on-line typing speed test, and it turns out I managed 54 words per minute. Which made me wonder — at that speed, how much time would it take me to get a novel written? If I could operate at that rate while writing fiction, what could I get done?

    Turns out 24 hours of typing at that speed gets 78,000 words down on paper. That’s a good sized novel, in 24 hours.

    Now, if you can actually type out the contents of a novel in 24 hours, what does it mean when someone says they spent 6 months writing a novel? Because it certainly doesn’t mean they spent six months typing. (Butt on seat for two hours a day, that’d be about a million words.)

    In fact, it makes you wonder why we call it ‘writing’ in the first place. There may have been a time, I suppose, back when we pressed styluses into clay, when the content we were writing was simple and the process of making marks was laborious. Back then it was reasonable to say we were spending our time writing. But that’s not so any more. With a comfortable word processor, getting words down is trivial. So calling ourselves ‘writers’ is perhaps disingenuous. What we’re doing isn’t writing — can’t be, or we’d be finished much sooner. People would comfortably knock out a novel in a weekend. The bulk of the activity has to be something else; imagining, maybe? daydreaming?

    This is one of those posts where I don’t have the answers, but I hope an interesting question. Like dark matter, the real activities of writing fiction are somewhat invisible to us, but constitute the vast majority of the whole. Because from the outside we just look like we’re typing, what we do is called writing. But I feel that might be like calling the act of driving ‘seatbelt-wearing.’ Sure, you wear your seatbelt throughout the whole process, but that’s not where your attention is. It’s not what you’re doing.

    So there are some consequences. If writing time is trivial, then any idea which uses the word ‘writing’ to describe fiction-creation is literally incorrect.

    For example, a piece of advice handed down with great regularity is this; ‘write every day.’ Is it because the act of committing words is important _per se_? No . The other ‘dark matter’ fiction-making activities must be engaged on a regular basis. ‘Write every day’ gets us sitting down and our heads running the processes that create scenes and characters and drama.

    What’s worth considering, then — what constitutes story-making and literature-creation — is a series of processes, mostly mental, mostly transitory, the _final_ process being the mechanical typing of words. I can think of three main processes;

    1. Imagine a scene in your story-world.
    2. Convert the scene to language in your mind’s ear.
    3. Transcribe the language onto paper or computer.

    But note how step 3, the writing, is the thing we’re urged to do. It’s backwards. We should be advised to daydream every day. We should be told to babble about what we see in our minds every day. I suppose it’s not surprising that we don’t hear this advice, but these things are the core processes of fiction.

    I suppose what I’m looking for, after all this, is an understanding of the mental processes that make up fiction writing. And I don’t what it described in terms of the end results. ‘writing’ creates written words. ‘characterisation’ creates characters. ‘plotting’ creates plot. But words, character, and plot are all artefacts, the output of something, and it doesn’t much help to just make nouns into verbs and talk about writing and characterisation and plotting. I want to talk, and think, about causes, the things that cause plot and cause character and cause language.

    PS: It took me exactly 1 hour to write this post of 662 words. Which means only 20% of the time was taken by writing — 80% of the time taken was taken by these other processes.

  • Clare is now an MCTS, too!

    August 10th, 2009

    Clare has just passed her second exam, which means she now holds the same qualification [I earned last week](http://www.stevecooper.org/2009/08/06/i-qualified-as-a-microsoft-certified-technical-specialist/) — she’s now a [Microsoft Certified Technical Specialist](http://www.microsoft.com/learning/en/us/certification/cert-vstudio.aspx) in ASP.NET applications.

    Go Clare!

  • Translation Party

    August 8th, 2009

    The rather marvellous [Translation Party](http://translationparty.com/tp/) allows you to enter an english phrase, which gets translated to japanese, then back to english, then back to japanese, continuing until it reaches equilibrium. It’s fun.

    Here’s the best I’ve found so far. Sorta explains the WWII war in the pacific;

    pearl harbour is heavily defended
    パールハーバー強く擁護され
    Pearl Harbor is a strong advocate
    真珠湾の強い支持者です
    Pearl Harbor is a strong supporter of
    真珠湾攻撃の強力な支持者であること
    Be a strong supporter of the attack on Pearl Harbor
    真珠湾攻撃を強く支持して
    Strongly support the attack on Pearl Harbor
    真珠湾攻撃を強く支持
    Strongly supports the attack on Pearl Harbor
    真珠湾攻撃を強くサポートしています
    We strongly support the attack on Pearl Harbor

    Some other good ones;

    “better to rule in hell than serve in heaven”
    > We do recommend that you provide the rule of hell in heaven

    “and behold, a pale horse, and him that rode him was death”
    > He is a pale horse death

    “to be or not to be”
    > please.

    “cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war”
    > Shouting, confused, throwing the dogs of war

    “shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?”
    > Summer 2006, any comparison of him?

  • I Qualified as a Microsoft Certified Technical Specialist

    August 6th, 2009

    On tuesday I passed my MCTS exam in web development.

    MCTS logo
    MCTS logo

    This is basically the certification that I can put a website together. I think I’m getting a bit of a taste for these qualifications…

  • Wptouch wordpress plugin

    July 31st, 2009

    I have discovered an awesome plugin for wordpress called [wptouch](http://www.bravenewcode.com/wptouch) which is a skin for wordpress which only activates when you read from an iPhone. It makes a much cleaner interface for your blog, I think. Here’s the snapshot from safari;

  • A better spell checker

    July 31st, 2009

    Somewhere between spell checking and grammar checking is a need for context-specific word checking. I’ve been doing a little writing on the soft keyboard of the iPhone and noticed that while the spell checker is great at correcting mis-spelled words, it is not good at helping you out with words within a certain context. Consider typing this;

    Science diction

    Now, that’s a single character incorrect; both words are spelled correctly, but so rarely occur together in English prose that we may suppose there is probably a spelling mistake here. Any mobile provider that gets this right will probably make these keyboards entirely workable. It may not be so relevant on full-sized keyboards, but these smaller keyboards have implicitly more mistakes. Much smaller keys combined with big fat thumbs makes this kind of mistake much more likely. In fact, I’ve done it four times this post;

    Fill-sized keyboards
    Big far thumbs
    Done it twice this lost
    Dome it three times this post
    Done it four tomes this post

    Awful. I can’t even wrote the list of my mistakes without making the same type of mistakes over and over.

    Anyway, I think if this kind of correction could be built into a smartphone editor, it would lead to much faster typing. You would be able to slap in text much faster, not worrying so much about what you really typed, and have the editor figure out from a corpus of English text what you probably meant.

  • Google voice search on iPhone

    July 23rd, 2009

    Good lord. I have just discovered that Google’s ‘Google Mobile’ application on the iPhone has voice search. Go to the search page and bring the phone to your ear. The accelerometer tells the app to start listening. Then just speak your search, and away it goes. I’ve done a half-dozen searches and it has been spot on every time.

    The future really is with us, my friends. Just to prove it to myself, I held the device up to my mouth and asked it for information on ‘transparent aluminium.’ It worked. I am Scotty, and the idea of accessing the databanks with a mouse and keyboard are starting to seem a little quaint.

  • Capsule Review: Griffin Clarifi iPhone case with sliding macro lens

    July 23rd, 2009

    The guys over at [Evernote](http://www.evernote.com) recommended the [Griffin Clarifi](http://blog.evernote.com/2008/11/18/evernote-and-griffin-clarifi/) iPhone case because it has a neat little sliding lens that makes the iPhone camera much more suitable for photographing fine detail, like small text. I decided to get one (I hadn’t got a case yet and thought I really should.

    It arrived this morning. Here are two photos; one taken without the lens, one with the lens in place. Seems to work, doesn’t it?

    **Without the lens**

    ![No Lens](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2515/3749025316_ae9f5834a5.jpg?v=0)

    **The Lens slid into place**

    ![Lens in place](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2552/3749028200_5559000f37.jpg?v=0)

  • Creative writing on the iPhone followup – iUI

    July 22nd, 2009

    I just wrote about the problems of note taking on the iPhone and PC. It may not be as difficult as I previously thought. There is a great project called iUI on google code which makes it easy to roll your own iPhone-flavoured website. I got this very basic screen up and running within minutes. I may look into creating an Ajax app using iUI, jQuery, markdown, and WMD

  • Using the iPhone as a creative writing platform.

    July 21st, 2009

    I’ve started to look round at the different options for doing creative writing on the iPhone. The iPhone has a perfectly acceptable software keyboard — not as good as a real keyboard, by a long shot, but acceptable for those moments of time when you’re away from a PC.

    I want to be able to write at my laptop in the evening, then switch to the iPhone during a lunch break at work, or while out and about at the weekend.

    Turns out there’s a lot of apps out there that are nearly right, but don’t fulfil all my needs. Given the peculiarities of my needs, there will never be an app that covers everything I need done.

    – I want live updates. Given that the iPhone has an ever-present internet connection, there’s no reason why my PC shouldn’t be able to push things up onto the internet automatically, and my phone be able to access the up-to-date versions. Turns out there are a few apps out there that do that.
    – I’m religious about version control; after every session, I create a backup of my work. I use programmer tools like [Subversion](http://subversion.tigris.org/) for keeping a complete history. Nothing I’ve seen for the iPhone gives you that kind of backup — the ability to, say, examine the same story at thirty different stages of it’s evolution.
    – I like to work in plain text. I have lots of little tools that work on plain text files, converting them into [standard manuscript format](http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~mslee/format.html) or running them through [speech synthesisers](http://www.stevecooper.org/2008/09/24/using-speech-synthesis-to-improve-your-writing/). I’d hate to lose the ability to open up a story in a full-fat [text editor](http://www.sublimetext.com) or be forced to use a simplified editor.

    There’s a lot of good software out there right now, but as I say, it doesn’t quite meet my needs, and that means I’m hesitant to slap something onto the iPhone rather than keep it on my PC. I don’t want to make a choice about where the master copy of my manuscript lives.

    The things I’ve looked at so far;

    ## [SimpleNote](http://www.simplenoteapp.com/)

    A nice, very straightforward editor on the iPhone, with a great sync to a web app. Because I can’t get the content out into a text editor, it’s not suitable.

    ## [Documents to Go](http://www.dataviz.com/products/documentstogo/iphone/index.html)

    It was a great app on the palm, but it works with .doc files rather than plain text and syncs to your desktop rather than the web, which means it’ll require manual steps to sync up versions before you can switch between phone and PC. Yuk.

    ## [Evernote](http://evernote.com/)

    Evernote is the strongest contenter, because it has really nice syncing and also works with plain text notes. It doesn’t have the kind of backups I need, and it doesn’t make it easy to get at the raw text of the notes, either. I’d like to be able to select a note and have it open up in my editor of choice, rather than in Evernote’s editor.

    I think the best option is for me to write something on top of Evernote. It has it’s own API, so I’m thinking of using that to write two tools; one to download a text note straight into my PC’s text editor, so that I can edit it, and another to save off versions of the notes into a proper version control system. Then use Evernote’s iPhone client to edit on-the-go.

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