For all you creature-feature fans

I got a call from my brother last night. He’s staying in Lake Placid.

We were mysteriously cut off some way through the call, and he didn’t call back. I suspect giant crocodiles.

5 responses to “For all you creature-feature fans”

  1. Y’see I always thought the scariest theing about Lake Placid was the fact that Rose from the Golden Girls had moved there to feed/breed big crocs.
    I don’t want to worry you, but I imagine that the reason he got cut off was that he was dragged off with the Girls to take Dorothy’s mother to bingo/a funeral with hilarious consequences…

  2. Did he make some comment like “For some reason, I think everything’s completely safe now” just before he got cut off? If so, he’s probably literally cut off, if you know what I mean.

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